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Entries from June 2009
June 26, 2009
Transformers 2: To Hell With Intellectual Content. We. Want. Explosions!
Had I not read reviews of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen before I watched the film, I would have been shocked to see that it’s now only hitting 22% on the Tomato Meter. Most critics have panned the film, saying that it’s too loud, too long, and underplotted.
Well, here’s the gist of my take [...]
June 25, 2009
Blue Waffle Welcomes Me Back
I’m on the 27th floor, writing newsletters for the company and blogs for myself.
It’s been almost a month now since I returned to the Blue Waffle Building. My comeback was mostly a silent operation since I didn’t want people to ask too many questions what happened to me. I appreciate some of the curiosity though [...]
June 23, 2009
No Spinsters Allowed
What is up with spinsters or old maids? I recognize the term is degrading but I really don’t care because several spinsters have already degraded me and gotten on my nerves.
I won’t beat around the bush here or pull my punches. I am barbaric when it comes to spinsters. I am ruthless, heartless, merciless, and [...]
June 22, 2009
Piraso Pagkatapos ng Pitong Pagsisimula
Sa kauna-unahang pagkakataon, aaminin ko, blangko ang kokote ko.
Pero kanina, lumabas tayo, nagyosi ka, tapos napatitig ako sa’yo.
Ngayon, isa na lang ang laman ng kokote ko.
Yung higante mong ngiti at yung nakakapanghina mong mukha
Na hindi ko makakalimutan hanggang mamaya pag nasa Laguna na tayo,
Hanggang bukas ‘pag nagbanta ulit ang kokote ko na maging blangko.
June 17, 2009
Hala Angsakit
Ma sa ya a ko ay ma sa ya ka hit hin di ha la ta da hil a ko ay na ka si ma ngot na na man sa u pu anTULDOK pe ro si nu nga ling daw a ko ka ya wa lang ha la gaTULDOKBAGONGPANGUNGUSAPMabilisakomagtayphanggangsanawwalanyungmgaspacs. Gusto kong maging lider ng hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [...]
June 17, 2009
Throw Away After Reading
Something is definitely wrong with this world. I mean, how could it be so hard to just be with you? That should have been simpler than one and one is two, but god, look at me, I’m withering. There should have been just two things here: you and me, and all that’s magical and beautifully [...]
June 9, 2009
Great
Do I need to prove myself?
OK, allow me to prove myself.
I think I am great because I feel I am great.
Add to that the fact that today, I also feel great.
I feel I am great because I feel like others are lesser than me.
While it’s true that I feel great, I know others are still [...]
June 4, 2009
Rhymes with Crimes
I don’t like it though you may like it because you have done it before. But I still don’t like it and I won’t do it and there’s nothing you can do no more.
Sink my shoes into mud, burn my pinky with boiling water, and do everything, stuff you’ll forget. I fear my old grade [...]
June 1, 2009
Scrap
Someday, when the page no longer begs for my ink, when I can sit in front of the TV and actually understand what’s going on with all those explosions and visual effects, when my arms are contented squeezing a simple, soft pillow, and when my mornings are finally as predictable as a cliche first sentence [...]
