I’m a cat, the stray one nobody goes looking for. And you’re catnip.
I scuttle around in the streets, hunting dark alleys for fat rats, born of shadow, a furry fellow.
Wild child. Pet to no one, master of myself. The gleaming silver trash bin is my throne and the shiny brown roaches are my subjects.
My kingdom stretches as far as my little paws could carry me and I have never encountered a leash or an itchy patch of fur I couldn’t reach…
I’m the mighty lion in my own great story.
But you’re catnip.
One sniff of you and the earth becomes the sky. I lose my balance–isn’t that an unacceptable crime? I roll, flip, rub, wriggle, waddle, tumble, scamper, scurry and prance. Scoot, shuffle, and dance! Leap down a hole just to steal a glance! You get into my head and get stuck there like a hairball, the kind I want to keep messing with my mind forever and ever and ever more. ‘Til the birds roar and the pigs soar and droplets of purple rain pour on my whiskers.
I’ll throw away eight out of my nine just to get in line for you. Bow down my proud head, play silly games like “play dead,” and like a common hamster, ride a never-ending wheel. Even risk being roadkill if it would get me nearer to you, just an inch or two…
Because you’re the poison I picked.
The laced needle that pricked.
And I can’t get enough of you like a stupid ball of yarn or a goddamn laser pointer.
Oh, you’re probably bad for me. And if I were a dog, you’d probably be my chocolate.
But I’m not a dog.
I’m a cat.
And, my oh my, you’re catnip.